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« on: March 19, 2010, 10:21:44 AM » |
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My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.
Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
Not my joke. It was a top post on Reddit. I always got a kick out of it.
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 lmao! jeffrey you're the king
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JAY30
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« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2010, 10:25:30 AM » |
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scooby doo for the fucking win! lmao
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"There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who always will. So don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future."  HAHA I HAVE 2 MORE CYLINDERS THAN YOU! |
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« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2010, 10:27:10 AM » |
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Hahaha I thought u were serious
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« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2010, 01:36:23 PM » |
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hahahaha
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« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2010, 02:13:26 PM » |
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shit! i thought u were serious till i read the comments...
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« Last Edit: March 19, 2010, 09:22:03 PM by purplep »
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A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. If you didn't want to hear criticism about your car, maybe you should post in on www.justmommies.com instead. |
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HERRERRERA MAN OF UTAH
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« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2010, 02:13:38 PM » |
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TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Don't Kanye me or I will Chris Brown you and Tiger Woods your mother, and R. Kelly on your rug
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« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2010, 02:24:43 PM » |
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I'm not lying when I say this but I really lol'd after reading this.
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Nowadays all I do is lose friends, drink, and nail anything with a heartbeat.
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« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2010, 02:35:41 PM » |
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shit! i thought u were serious till i read the comments...
. God your retarded =P |
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« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2010, 02:40:46 PM » |
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lulz
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Ferris
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« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2010, 05:24:21 PM » |
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At first I was like "WTF?" but when I saw the Van and solve Mysteries I was like "ROFLMAO!"
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« Last Edit: March 19, 2010, 10:58:29 PM by Ferris »
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purplep
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« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2010, 09:22:54 PM » |
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. God your retarded =P
screw u..... lol, shaggy does act like a big ass pothead.. |
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A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. If you didn't want to hear criticism about your car, maybe you should post in on www.justmommies.com instead. |
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« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2010, 09:28:40 PM » |
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lmaorofl good one shaggy haha
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go fuck yourself........................  Never forget those that we have lost... R.I.P Billy Payne, My boy Sheldon Sneider, Tony yayo... |
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« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2010, 12:37:41 PM » |
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 that shit was hilarious..
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« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2010, 04:18:01 PM » |
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funniest thing i have read all day
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92 integra ls -dd
BORN TO FIGHT, TRAINED TO KILL, READY TO DIE BUT NEVER WILL.
as i lay my head down to sleep
i pray the lord my soul to keep
for if i die before i wake
i pray the lord my soul to take
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« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2010, 07:45:32 PM » |
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Lol haha good shit.
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